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CD → CCO → CMO · Brand Leadership · 2021–2025

Hello Cake

Sexual wellness without the stigma. A playful, premium brand that converts.

At Hello Cake I went from Creative Director to Chief Creative Officer to CMO. I led the brand’s creative direction and, eventually, its marketing, building a confident, witty visual world for a category that usually defaults to clinical or crude. I also designed the products and packaging themselves and worked directly with manufacturers from spec to shelf.

Role
CD → CCO → CMO · Product & Packaging Design
Scope
Product design, packaging & graphics, brand, lifestyle, film, eCommerce · direct with manufacturers
Industry
Sexual wellness · CPG
Timeline
2021 – 2025
Designed & art directed
Product, packaging & graphics, brand, campaigns, filmWorked directly with manufacturers
The IP
Led itCD → CCO → CMO
Commercialized
In-houseDTC · Gopuff collab
Crew
In-house creative team · production partners
01 / Film

Campaign films.

Brand spots and the doctor-led ED series, shot for YouTube and paid social. Deadpan on purpose. Tap to play with sound.

Hello Cake ED meds that work up to 3x fasterYOUTUBE
Hello Cake ED meds that workYOUTUBE
Hello Cake fast-acting, long-lasting ED medsYOUTUBE
Hello Cake, on a mission to create better tastingYOUTUBE
Hello Cake, guessing new flavors by touchYOUTUBE
Hello Cake ED meds that workYOUTUBE
02 / Vertical

Vertical: the weatherman, and the feed.

Brand and product films — including the deadpan “weatherman” campaign. Tap to play with sound.

Hello Cake Tingle to Mingle shortYOUTUBE
Hello Cake So-Low stroker lotion shortYOUTUBE
Hello Cake Tush Cush shortYOUTUBE
03 / Execution

Brand & product.

A confident packaging and product system across the line.

Hello Cake Drive for Her packaging
Hello Cake Pocket Wand
Hello Cake Tush Pops
Hello Cake silicone rings
Hello Cake Little Sucker
Hello Cake Tingle to Mingle
04 / Lifestyle

Lifestyle world.

Hello Cake lifestyle photography
Hello Cake lifestyle still
Hello Cake lifestyle scene
Hello Cake lifestyle composition
Hello Cake lifestyle still
Hello Cake lifestyle scene
05 / The Challenge

A category stuck between clinical and crude.

Sexual wellness brands tend to land in one of two ditches: medical and cold, or juvenile and explicit. Hello Cake needed a third way, premium and funny and useful, that customers would feel comfortable buying and fine leaving on the nightstand.

It also had to perform. This is a DTC business, and creative is directly accountable to conversion.

06 / Creative Approach

Confident, warm, and a little bit funny.

I built the brand voice and visual system around approachable confidence: clean pastel color, friendly type, and humor that disarms without being crass. The work treats the customer like an adult with a sense of humor.

As the role grew into CCO and then CMO, I connected that creative directly to performance. Campaign films, lifestyle libraries, and a PDP system, all built to move product.

07 / Visual System

Pastel, premium, and unembarrassed.

A soft, confident palette and clean studio lifestyle photography give the brand a premium, design-forward feel. Product is shown plainly and beautifully, no euphemism and no shame, which is the whole point.

The campaign work leans into pop-culture parody (a deadpan “weatherman” news segment) to make the category approachable and shareable.

Treat the customer like an adult with a sense of humor.
ClientHello Cake logo
08 / Results & Impact

$1M to $50M. Creative that earned a seat at the table.

I joined at $1M in revenue and left at $50M. Hired to make it look good. Trusted, over time, to help make it sell.

CD → CCO → CMO
Three promotions in four years
50×
Revenue growth during my tenure · $1M → $50M
Gopuff
National collab campaign · the “weatherman” films
40+
Product & lifestyle library · one visual system
09 / Leadership Takeaway

Going from Creative Director to CMO taught me that good creative is a business lever, not a cost, and that the best way to protect the work is to understand the numbers it drives.

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